Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Why I'm The Worst College Student Ever


So, I have recently discovered that I'm officially the worst college student ever. I even have the affirmation of my own mother to verify this. Here's how I came to find out this troubling news:


Last Thursday night, a bunch of girls that I'm friends with were going out to this place called The Buzz in Hammond. The whole day, I planned on going. They we're leaving around eight and were going to be spending the night at one of the girl's house in McComb. I didn't have any tests the next day, nor did I have an early class so this plan was perfect for me. That was until, I found out that the new episode of "The Office" was coming on that night at eight. Now, I haven't been able to watch the new season because I've been so busy with soccer and school so needless to say, I was pretty psyched that I would finally be able to watch it. But oops...I had other obligations.


So, I had to make a choice. Go out for a "college night life" i.e. dancing, partying, meeting guys, laughing, and having lots of 18+ fun?


Or stay in the dorm room, make some Ramen noodles, put on my favorite hoodie, eat some cheesecake and watch the newest episode of "The Office?"


I chose the latter.


I can't say that I regret my decision. The episode was (as usual) hilarious, and got to witness the return of Pam from New York. (Yay, Jim and Pam!) But I still felt like the world's biggest dork for not going out and partying with the girls. My feelings were later confirmed when I told my mom about and she looked at me and said, "Wow....you are the worst college student I've ever known."


My own, biological mother. So mean.


I might just do the same thing this Thursday night. After all, I have a Biology test on Friday. And it's a new episode. Again.


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